jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

(via shouldnt)

oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

(Source: loureeed, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

yutoube:

boy, i sure enjoy watching sports. when they throw the ball? classic

(via asvprock)

shubbabang:

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consent is a hell of a thing aint it

(via fartingforever)

daftlypunk:

daftlypunk:

do not flirt with women when they are at work

do not take advantage of women who are in situations where they cannot say no or be blunt

#im a barista not your goddamn girlfriend take your coffee and leave

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

(Source: thesugarhole, via africandad)

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

(Source: xoxo2k14methdragonssss, via ruinedchildhood)

illkim:

Summer expectations

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Summer reality

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(Source: illkim, via africandad)

hoekage:

somebody needs to fucking kiss me

(via although)